Tuesday, August 19, 2008

The First Post--What's Up, What's Here, What's Going On?

How you have come to arrive here is not as important as the fact that you are here now, and we welcome you.

"Ask A Vampire" has come about as a result of endless Internet discussions and e-mails asking some very basic questions about vampires--that is, real vampires. Believe what you want, but vampires are indeed well and might be living right in your own area.

We've noticed that we tend to get many of the same questions over and over again. So let's get some madness out of the way.

1) We do not think we are immortal.

2) We do not start to smolder and burn in sunlight.

3) We do not have natural fangs.

4) We do not sleep in coffins.

5) No one can teach you a rote form of vampirism. You must learn it through your own experiences.

6) Learn what you can. Choose what does and does not suit you.

7) We did not suddenly possess any kind of super powers, unless you count the ability to play with energy which in and of itself might be considered a super power.

8) We're not immune from disease.

9) We were not blessed with instant sex appeal.

So now that we've had your say, it's time for you to give us yours! Use the e-mail or the form link to the right to send us a question. Questions will be answered as posts roughly on a weekly basis. Please be sure to tell us whether you want your identity to be revealed or not.


Count Dracula said...

Hello Emilie, I like your effort and I wish to let you know that I am available should you need. I have already seen that you have the wisdom that is required to perform such a function and I am at your disposal if and when a question should arise that requires a combined wisdom. Dark blessings and success and be assured I will drop in often to see how our brethren start to come together.
Love as always
Count Dracula

Sabian said...

Greetings. This is a fantastic idea and should hopefully serve to eliminate any fears and misunderstandings about our kind. You have my full support also!



Anonymous said...

do you go to heavan or what truthfully i think your not vampires your human with more spiritual connectivity 30days of night made me hate vampires but now i think all yall straight pussy . all other sighta said u have super powers and shit now you sayin you dont wow i dont know who to believe but as long as you believe you a vampire you cool to me and can i be a vampire cause speakin like vampirism is like buddism

Anonymous said...

ima stay human as long as my berreta can shoot straight im good but if there no special abilities whats to a vampire and ahuman no point just like jail useless vampires lmaoo im a gangster whos better i pop guns you drink blood what kind of shit is dat

Blood Rayne said...

Hey can you send me an email at blood.of.mine.blood.of.yours@gmail.com? I have some questions to ask but they would be too long here I believe.

Melissa Dornhecker said...

I want to be a vampire mdornhecker@gmail.com

ARPAD TAR said...

I would like to meet you as person?
I always dream about you! I'm connected to you! Please help me to see true ,what is really happening to me?

Sam Knight said...

Hello, great people of the internet. I am Jake I live in colorado and am trying to talk to a vamp. I love research and I love science. I have a great idea for an experiment, but I need to talk to a vamp. Cause there are a lot of factor that I think you guys could help me out with. the experiment involves a sensory deprivation tank, Ultra Sound, EZ Water, and some medicinal mushrooms namely Grifolafrondosa or Maitak, Genus Ganoderma commonly known as Lingzhi or Reishi and Hericium erinaceus or commonly known as Lions mane. As well as L-thininen and Niacin. so please help me out my email is sovereignninja2081@gmail.com email me if you are interested.

Cheyanne Cordes said...

Hello I am Cheyanne and I want to be a vampire because I am always depressed and sad and very lonely. So if there is any vampires out there that are willing to turn me contact me at this number 492-619-2873